SharpWorld2!
   
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Hey guyz, I'm back with a brand new page, this time with my own graphics. Now if only I could get rid of that door at the bottom of this page... First, I would just like to say "Armageddon" RULES! Here's my embarrasing moment of the century. Okay, I was going to KMART to buy food for camp and right in front of me were Armageddon action figures. So, being myself, I decided to buy them. All of them. And, as I progressed to the cash register, who did I see but the leader of colorguard standing right there. There I am, beaming over my Armageddon action figures and I see the person who will basically determine my social life next year!

MOVIE REVIEW: AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME- I give it an A! This movie is SOOO funny! Incredibly perverted, but funny enough to make up for it. Mini-me and Number 2 are hilarious! My only regrets are that Mr. Bigglesworth didn't have a big enough part and that Elizabeth Hurley was a fem-bot. Let's give an evil laugh in celebration! MUAHAHAHA!
 
Hey, this week I am at camp in computer programming class. I am learning how to play a really confusing game called "Starcraft" because I couldn't download anything easier. I saw "Wild Wild West" this weekend and this is my review.

"Wild Wild West" gets one star from me. The action was good and Will Smith was cute, but it was the corniest movie I have ever seen! I mean the jokes were incredibly lame! What do the entertainment people think we are? (don't answer that, it's rhetorical.)

I am just writing a whole bunch of bull for now because I can't upload my own links or anything because this is not my computer. Do you know what is really cool? There is a game called Final Fantasy 7 and it has the most awesome pictures!



If you can see that, he is really cool, if not tell me and I'll try to adjust it.

I hope to see you all when I get home (tommorow). In the meantime, go to my links- there are a lot to check out.
 
"To do the right thing, to see that it's done"- Col. Sharp (Armageddon)
You know, if I had my link archive with me this would be so much easier. I don't remember all my links by memory! So for now, I am going to put in some really stupid facts.

Did you know that 52% of men prefer gardening to sex? Scary...

Your chances of getting hit by a small asteroid sometime in your life are 3 in 10?

Your chances of being extincted (is that a word?) in a mass extinction by cosmic collision are 1 in 20,000- the same as your chances of dieing in an airplane crash!)

I know I have too many death facts, bear with me- 1 out of every 9 million people die of botulism, not very many compared to the 1/100 who die in car crashes. The next time your parent warn you of botulism, tell them that.

Soap is a mixture of trans-fatty acids.

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares (geometry lesson of the day).

If you threw a penny off of the eiffel tower or the empire state building, its velocity is so high it could slice THROUGH your hand!

If everything ran in Clemson time, everyone would always be five minutes late (that's a Christy fact)

Never walk in the dark, you could run into something.

17 of every 1000 people who die of heart attacks are under the age of 18.

High cholesterol has been found in the heart of a 2 year old boy!

If humans are so civilized, why do we find it so fun to kill each other?

"Aestetically" means "to the eye"

"grasineous" means "like grass"

"trychoid" means of or resembling a hair.
Weren't those stupid? I have nothing interesting to write right now, but look for an update next week!
 
Favorite Links
 
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Weird But True
Real X-Files! How great is that?

Games!
There are so many games here to download and play when you are bored.

Kathleen's page
This is an awesome page, filled with all kinds of cool stuff, and lots of info. from Kathleen herself.

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